marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

justensbiebers:

I’m that kind of mutual follower who likes your text posts and never talks to you but still considers you as a friend

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

what kind of blogs do you follow
Anonymous

crimewave420:

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services